we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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