u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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