yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I need help removing her.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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