Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Randomize