when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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