she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
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