things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
