I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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