these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
