So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
This is the high leading the old right now
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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