My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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