Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
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those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
im about as happy as oj after his trial
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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