Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i barfeds in our rink
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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