can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
