Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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