Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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