he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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