How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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