try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize
