I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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