PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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