Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i barfeds in our rink
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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