Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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