Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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