"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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