he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I can't turn off my feet"
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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