Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize
