Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
