Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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