If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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