I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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