id be glad to
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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