In the future we'll all be gay
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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