Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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