your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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