Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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