I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
