She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
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