You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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