these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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