Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
