Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
you win again, gameday.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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