Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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