I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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