i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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