That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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