so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize