He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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