she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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