I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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