I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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