He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Semen is not good for contacts.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
