yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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