People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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